Snotty Receptionist
Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam.
Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under
the knife or had those pellets implanted .......
The waiting room was filled with patients.
As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that the receptionist
was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. I gave her my
name.
In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;
YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at
me, a now very embarrassed man. But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in
an equally loud voice replied,
'NO, I?VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT
THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."
The room erupted in applause!
DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS
