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Offline BilltheDiver

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Snotty receptionist
« on: October 21, 2011, 12:14:26 am »
Snotty  Receptionist

Yesterday  I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam.
Of course I was a  bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under
the knife or had those  pellets implanted .......

The waiting room was filled with patients.


As I approached  the receptionist's desk, I noticed that the receptionist
was a large unfriendly  woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. I gave her my
name.


In a very  loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES,  I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE;
YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All  the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at
me, a now  very embarrassed man. But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in
an equally loud  voice replied,

'NO,  I?VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I  DON'T WANT
THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."

The  room erupted in applause!

DON'T  MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS
"Measure twice, cut once, count fingers"

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Re: Snotty receptionist
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2011, 12:24:33 am »
Got me on that 'un!

Fortunately not drinking anything so the monitor is still clean!

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Offline wombatie

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Re: Snotty receptionist
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2011, 01:48:32 am »
Well done.  I can't stand people like that, if they are not happy in their jobs they should find another one, well thats what I reckon anyway.

Marg
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Re: Snotty receptionist
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2011, 02:59:56 am »
Good find. ;D
David

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Re: Snotty receptionist
« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2011, 04:13:23 am »
Oh yeah!  ;D :D ;D
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Offline Russ C

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Re: Snotty receptionist
« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2011, 06:50:40 am »
Oh my, my. LMBO  ::)  ::)  ::)
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