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Mr.Mike

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And that's how the fight started.....
« on: August 04, 2011, 10:43:43 pm »
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as
 a Christmas gift...

 The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
 
 When she asked me why, I replied,
 
 "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
 
 And that's how the fight started.....
 
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 My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while
 we were in bed.
 
 I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'
 
 'No,' she answered. I then said,
 
 'Is that your final answer?'
 
 She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'
 
 So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
 
 And that's when the fight started...
 

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Re: And that's how the fight started.....
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2011, 03:39:35 am »
hahahahaha

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Re: And that's how the fight started.....
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2011, 10:27:16 am »
LOL  ;D :D ;D
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Re: And that's how the fight started.....
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2011, 10:39:11 am »
LMAO  :D  :D  :D
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