Two buddies were camping in the woods together, sharing a tent. One morning they heard rustling outside the tent and then a loud growl. They looked out and sure enough it was a huge brown bear looking for food.
The first guy immediately starts throwing on his clothes and running shoes. The second guy says
"What are you going to do?"
"RUN!" says the first guy.
The second guy then tells him
"You can't outrun a bear."
To which the first guy replies:
"I don't have to outrun the bear I just have to outrun you!
