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Offline Kepy

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Just wondering
« on: August 16, 2010, 05:58:11 pm »
Can you cry under water?


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            How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


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            Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?  Where's that extra penny going to?


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            Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?


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            Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


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            What disease did cured ham actually have?


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            How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?


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            Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?


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            Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?


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            Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?


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            Why do doctors leave the room while you change?

            They're going to see you naked anyway.


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            Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?


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            Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?


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            If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?


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            Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?


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            If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?


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            Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?

            They're both dogs!


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            If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?


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            If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?


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            If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


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            Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little St ar have the same tune?


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            Why did you just try singing the two songs above?


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            Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?


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            Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets m ad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?




 

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