A A R P forum discussion ......

[GrayBeard]

Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger, women who are interested in them?

      A: Try a bookstore... under Fiction.



Q:  What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

       A: Keep busy.  If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
    When you're done, you will have a place to live.



Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible... Is that true? Where can it be found?

       A:Yes. Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to  Egypt ."



Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-60 year-old husband?

       A: Tell him you're pregnant.



Q:How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly.... wrinkles?

        A:Take off your glasses, then you can't see them.


Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?

        A: Go braless... It will usually pull them out.



Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?

       A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.


Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

       A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.



Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

       A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon. 



Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?

      A: On their foreheads.



Q:  What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?

     A: "Gosh, I remember these!"


SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, RIGHT?

--
" We could certainly slow the aging process
   down if it had to work its way through Congress."
   -- Will Rogers 

[Russ C]

GB    You are ,,,,,,,,,, I forgot what I was going to say,,,,,,LMAO

[northie66]

LMAO at menopause in the Bible!

[dgman]

I still have three years  before I have to worry about most of those.( wifey going through the menopause thing).

[jimbo]

To much in that posting for me to remember
jimbo

[Rapid Roger]

BTDT  ("Been There Done That"....for people who don't know what that means)

Rog

[Dawie]

Our own GB is at it again. Thanks GB.
David