An old geezer became very bored in retirementand decided
to open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's Clinic.
Get your treatment for $500. If not cured, get back $1,000.
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't
know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great
opportunity to get $1,000.
So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic. This is what
transpired:
Dr.Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth.
Can you please help me?"
Dr.Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22
and put three drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Aaagh!! -- "This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back.
That will be $500."
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of
days figuring to recover his money.
Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot
remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22
and put three drops in the patient's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't--that's Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory
back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily
and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak--
I can hardly see anything!!!!
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so,
"Here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back!
That will be $500."
Moral of the story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that
you can outsmart an "old Geezer!"
