Maxine took her car to her mechanic.
She told him, 'Every time I
take any of my friends out in my car,after a while there
is this terrible smell !! . It never happens when
I am driving alone'
This intrigued the mechanic, so he said,
'OK, let's go for a spin and see what the
problem is.' Off they went. She drove
down a one-way street in the wrong direction
at 70 MPH, swerving, hitting
the curb on both sides of the street, narrowly
missed three pedestrians in pedestrian
crossings, ran several red lights, and just
missed a policeman on street traffic duty.
Then, they returned to the shop, and she said,
'There it is now... there's that terrible smell!
Can you smell it?'
"Smell it?"
" Lady, I'm sittin' in it !!"
