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Offline Billy in Va

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Put Your Coffee Cup out of reach
« on: October 30, 2013, 10:19:02 am »
Bob and Martha have been married for 15 years. Every morning for 15 years, Bob wakes up, farts loudly, rolls over onto his back and gets up for work.

Every morning for 15 years, Martha says, "One of these days, you're gonna fart your guts out!"

One Thanksgiving morning, Martha is preparing the turkey and gets an idea. Before her husband gets up, she creeps upstairs and places the turkey innards in his pajama bottoms, giggling to herself.

Well, later that morning, Bob wakes up and goes through his morning ritual. He screams as he goes running into the
bathroom. Martha laughs, but is concerned after noticing that Bob has been in the bathroom for almost an hour.

She runs upstairs, and is about to knock on the door, when Bob opens up, pale as a ghost. He says, "You were right. You were right. I did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, these two fingers, and half a jar of Vaseline I got most  of
them back in."
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Re: Put Your Coffee Cup out of reach
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2013, 11:02:30 am »
LOL


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Re: Put Your Coffee Cup out of reach
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2013, 01:47:02 pm »
HAHAHA,
what goes up/in must come out ::)
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Re: Put Your Coffee Cup out of reach
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2013, 01:43:29 am »
Funny but I only read that the other day but still laughed.   :D :D

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Re: Put Your Coffee Cup out of reach
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2013, 12:33:40 pm »
You should have seen the look on Martha's face when Bob yelled, "Gotcha!"

 

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