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Redneck Striptease
« on: July 13, 2013, 09:55:59 pm »
Cletus is passing by Billy Bob?s hay barn one day when, through a gap in
 the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of
 an old John Deere tractor.

 Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off
 first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then
 hunches his shoulders forward and  in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls
 fall down to his hips,  revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.

Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his
 stained T-shirt underneath.  With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt
 from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

 Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the world're ya
 doing, Billy Bob?"

 "Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me," says an
 obviously embarrassed Billy Bob.

 "But me 'n the wife been havin? trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment,
 and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."

 Don't make me come  'splain this to you!

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Re: Redneck Striptease
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2013, 10:23:08 pm »
Groaner............ But got a laugh though.
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Re: Redneck Striptease
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2013, 01:46:41 am »
OOOOOOOOHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Corn corn and more corn.   :D :D :D :D :D :D

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Re: Redneck Striptease
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2013, 03:48:12 am »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Redneck Striptease
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2013, 08:36:18 am »
Wonder if the tractor liked it?

 ;D ;D
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Re: Redneck Striptease
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2013, 08:41:23 am »
Thanks for the chuckle this morning.
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Re: Redneck Striptease
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2013, 09:34:52 am »
Only a Redneck!!  I can just see Jeff Foxworthy doing this joke.  Thanks!  I will have to send it on!!!!!
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Re: Redneck Striptease
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2013, 04:58:02 pm »
so funny!!! thanks for the laugh!!
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