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Offline slowcutter

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Didn't help
« on: February 13, 2013, 08:52:11 pm »
God made man before woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer for her first question.
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Offline Billy in Va

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Re: Didn't help
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2013, 08:55:43 pm »
Slowcutter  I'm sure God love you but if I were you, I'd watch my back around women  ( all fo them)
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Re: Didn't help
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2013, 08:33:27 am »
Sorry Slowcutter, you got it wrong, God made woman first - so he could get it right the second time!!

Billy, I think I need to watch my back too lol
It's all a case of "Mind over Matter",  The Government don't Mind, and I don't Matter.

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Re: Didn't help
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2013, 10:35:54 am »
"When God made man, she was only kidding around."


That was on a post card that my daughter sent me one time.  :D

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Re: Didn't help
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2013, 11:11:38 am »
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage, the "y" becomes silent. ;D ;D ;D ;D :o :o :o :o

 

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