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Offline GrayBeard

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C E L I B A C Y . . . . . . . .
« on: June 11, 2010, 08:28:01 pm »
What  is Celibacy?

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

 While attending a Marriage Weekend, Fred and his wife,
Diane, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that  husbands and wives know the things that are important to each  other.."
 
He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your  wife's favorite flower?'
 
Fred leaned over, touched Diane?s arm gently, and whispered,
 
'Gold Medal All-Purpose, isn't it?'
 
And thus began Fred?s life of celibacy..........
I never really wanted to grow up....All I wanted was to be able to reach the cookie jar...and play with my DW 788

Offline Russ C

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Re: C E L I B A C Y . . . . . . . .
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2010, 07:45:26 am »
Long, Lonely, Cold nights in the dog house.  :o  :o  :o
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