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Hospital Regulations.
« on: January 25, 2013, 12:34:29 am »
Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being
discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one
elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a
suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the
hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him
to the elevator.
On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing
out of her hospital gown.'


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Re: Hospital Regulations.
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2013, 02:47:10 am »
that was a good one :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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Re: Hospital Regulations.
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2013, 05:33:45 am »
Hahahaha  ;D :D ;D
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Re: Hospital Regulations.
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2013, 05:34:29 am »
love it Marge  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2013, 06:33:45 am »
And I thought I was daft Marg.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Hospital Regulations.
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2013, 06:43:49 am »
LMBO  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D
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Re: Hospital Regulations.
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2013, 07:31:45 am »
LOL


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« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2013, 08:46:10 am »
Blindsided again!  Thanks Marg
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« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2013, 02:14:59 am »
Good one Marg. The hospital I work in gets about 175 discharges a day average. Double that if we also take out the patients significant other and it would drive our Logistical Services department crazy. Since I work in Support Services, I actually find this hilarious. Thanks for sharing.

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Re: Hospital Regulations.
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2013, 08:03:33 pm »
Yuup I can see that happening. Good one
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