C'mon Folks!!!

[GrayBeard]

Judy....as old as that story is I would have thought that every 'cattle person' in the world would have heard it by now!

~~~GrayBeard~~~

[boxmaker]

That was a good one Graybeard, it is nice to have a good laugh.

[Rightarm]

    I heard one the other day. It was on the CBS News. They were showing old clips of Art Linkletter. Kids Say The Darnest Things. He ask a little boy, "Whats the first thing a firefighter does when the fire alarm goes off"? The little boy answered, "He pulls up his pants"!!!!!! Dave

[Barry]

A lawyer was late to a very important appointment.  When he finally arrived at his destination, there were no parking places to be found.  He looked heavenward and said "Lord if you would only help me find a parking place, I promise to be honest in all my dealings and from now on give half of my salary to those in need".  A parking space directly in front of the building materialized out of thin air.  The lawyer looked back to heaven and said, "never mind I found one".

Barry

[woodworker]

hi all.seeing that i have had a laugh,i should try to give something back.-----two females/males [dont want to offend] walk into a bar looking very happy with themselves,walk up to the bar and order some drinks,the barman says you are very happy,what are you celebrating? the two females/males say they are celebrating finishing a jigsaw puzzle that took them six month's to do.wow,the barman say's ,that is a long time to do a jigsaw,yes it is ,it had 2-3 years on the box

[Rapid Roger]

Two Irishmen walked out of a bar.
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Hey!! It could happen!!!!!!!!

Rog

[cornishpisky]

Man walked into a bar with a giraffe, giraffe lay down by the fire, the man asked for a pint of beer, drank the beer and started to walk out of the bar, the barman shouted "Hey, you can't leave that lyin there" man turned around and said "It's not a lion it's a giraffe"

[GrayBeard]

cornishpinsky tells 'corny' stories!

~~~GrayBeard~~~

[cornishpisky]

I can tell a few dirty ones as well but better keep it clean here LOL

[Russ C]

That joke has been lion around for awhile. LOL
    

[Rapid Roger]

A woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm and sat down ner a drunk nursing his beer. Nothing was said for awhile until the drunk finaly spoke up. "Hey, where did you get that pig?"he said. "That is NOT a PIG!" replied the woman. Then the drunk said "I was talking to the duck!"

Rog

[AnotherSteve]

A guy walks into a bar with a frog growing out of his head.  

The bartender says, "How in the world did that happen?".  

The frog says, "I really don't know.  It started out as a wart on my butt"

[Russ C]

"It started out as a wart on my butt"
Oh Ok,,,,,,,I get it ,,,,,,Pain in ___...
ROFLOL         i can't get up,,,,,
I know allot of them ,,,,,,,,