Here are some more bloopers from church newsletters.
The sermon this morning: 'Jesus walks on water'. The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus'.
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. Its a chance to get rid of those things that are not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
This evening at 7pm there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7pm at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
Marg
