Steve's pattern today 08-09

[Rapid Roger]

And that is how posting one little, humorous, scroll saw pattern turned into a lesson on animal husbandry. 

Rog

[newfie]

ain't that the truth!!

[jimbo]

We call them cow pats in NZ and a person that tells fib we call a bull sh!tter
Jimbo

[GrayBeard]

AND Newfie...That is no BULL!

BTW...Bulls that have had the testicles removed are called STEERS!

~~~GB~~~

[newfie]

thanks GB

[wombatie]

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Now I Get it.  LOL

Marg

[Gabby]

Also some are called Short Horns, and some Long Horns. But you don't want to call a fighting man a "Short Horn" it'll get your head busted.
Cow Pies are also called Cow Patties, not to be confused with "Cow Patty". LMAO
Oh and don't step on a cow pie just because it looks dry!
OH what fun such scatological jokes are! (get out your dictionary  )
Hey gang are we having fun yet?
Gabby

[slowcutter]

Are cow pies like Buffalo chips?

The whole thing sounds smelly to me.

[shutterbugdm]

Definitely "cow pie", also know as "Cow Chip" that old timers used to burn out west after they dried out.

[geneVG]

has anyone thought about asking Steve about it???

gene

[Chachi]

For those of you that are still lost it is a picture of a cow and the symbol for PI so it makes Cow Pi and what is a Cow Pi it is cow S**T and when it comes from a Bull it is then BULLS**T so it is steve way of making a convo peice and to be clean about it.... So there you go the question is Answered.

[Gabby]

Chachi,
The only ones still lost are those from the city that have never seen where milk butter or eggs are from, or hot dogs for that matter.

Reminds me of an old joke.

The city gal goes into the restraunt and asks what the special is today.
The waiter says beef tongue.
She replies, OH I could never eat anything that came out of a cow's mouth,
I'll have an egg salad sandwich instead. 

Do I have to explain where eggs come from?
Gabby

[Chachi]

LOL now that funny Gabby I know where eggs come from I have 3 different breeds and in all 30 chickens 3 of which are roosters so I also know where baby chicks come from plus Dinner table food mmm mmm mmm nothing like fresh eggs in the morning afetr I was them of course lol nothing ever taste as good as something you raised and fed out. now if Yall don't know where an egg comes from it is the same hole in the rear as the poo comes from called a vent and this Vent has to route in it one is for the poo and one is for eggs so yep you get eggs from a chicken Butt there you go the answer you all have been waiting for lmaoooo

[Gabby]

If you want something to give you a grin every day get some Polish Chickens, they are funny looking and funny to watch especially when their 'Hair" gets in their eyes. Wife had a bunch of them before we moved here. One was called Phylis Diller, for good reason. Their eggs are just as good as any other breed but not large.
Free range eggs are best!
Gabby

[Rapid Roger]

I have always said that the bravest man in the world was the first guy that ate an egg.

Can you imagine George saying "Phil, I'm going to eat the next thing that comes out of that chicken's @$$!"

Rog