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Offline GrayBeard

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"POOF" ...the light goes on!
« on: March 25, 2011, 11:59:25 am »
An 86-year-old man goes for a physical.

All of his test results come back normal. 





The doctor says, " John everything looks great. How are you doing

mentally and emotionally?  Are you at peace with God?"



John  replies, "God and I are tight. 


He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the

middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof* the light goes on.

When I'm done, *poof* the light goes off."



"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.



A little later in the day, the doctor calls  John's wife.


"Marianne, he says, John is doing fine but I had to call you because

I'm in awe of his relationship with God.  Is it true that he gets up

during the night and *poof * the light goes on in the bathroom, and when

he's done, *poof* the light goes off?"



"OH MY GOD!" Marianne exclaims. 


"He's peeing in the refrigerator again!!!!"

Ever happen in your house?

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Offline Russ C

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Re: "POOF" ...the light goes on!
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2011, 01:31:40 pm »
OMG, LMAO  :o  :o  :o
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Re: "POOF" ...the light goes on!
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2011, 02:38:37 pm »
LMFAO


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Re: "POOF" ...the light goes on!
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2011, 07:46:11 am »
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: "POOF" ...the light goes on!
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2011, 11:14:22 pm »
    Wow, and I thought the clothes hamper next to the toilet was bad!
                                                    Dave 8)

 

SMF

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