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Offline GrayBeard

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The "ER" nurse and the Cop! <PG-13>
« on: June 04, 2010, 11:16:55 am »
A  motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.  The doctors operated and advised him that all was  well.
 
However,  the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his  crotch.
  
Worried  that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about  it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he  could look at what was making him so  uncomfortable.
  
Taped  firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of  adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily--- if at  all.
 
Written  in large black letters was the sentence:  'Get well soon.....from the  nurse in the Corvette you pulled over last  week.'

Kinda  brings tears to your eyes doesn't  it
« Last Edit: June 04, 2010, 11:19:13 am by GrayBeard »
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Re: The "ER" nurse and the Cop! <PG-13>
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2010, 11:39:20 am »
OMG. Some times revenge can be sooooo sweet. A Waxing with out wax.
ooowwwwwcccchhhhaaaaaaa.
LOLO sides are hurting again.
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Re: The "ER" nurse and the Cop! <PG-13>
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2010, 12:42:45 pm »
thats really funny

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Re: The "ER" nurse and the Cop! <PG-13>
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2010, 04:54:24 pm »
   That's another good one. Dave ;D

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Re: The "ER" nurse and the Cop! <PG-13>
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2010, 06:30:55 pm »
It sure sparks a visual don't it? :-\
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Re: The "ER" nurse and the Cop! <PG-13>
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2010, 09:01:50 pm »
Between participating in many 'sports' and having had more than a few surgeries I have had tape applied to parts of my body I vehemently try to forget and this story hurts just telling it!

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