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Ever tried 'internet dating'?
« on: June 03, 2010, 07:44:27 am »
Here are some posts to a Florida "Senior Dating Service"...




FOXY LADY FROM KINGS POINT:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4' (used to be 5'6'), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT - BOCA TEECA:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.  Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

SERENITY NOW: CENTURYVILLAGE-LYONS ROAD :
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

WINNING SMILE - BROKEN SOUND
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

BEATLES OR STONES? - Boca Lago
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.  If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.

MEMORIES ARE MADE OF THIS - FORT LAUDERDALE
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.

IN MINT CONDITION - DELRAY BEACH
Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks well.
I never really wanted to grow up....All I wanted was to be able to reach the cookie jar...and play with my DW 788

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Re: Ever tried 'internet dating'?
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2010, 09:45:42 am »
I wonder if any of these folks are related to or friends of good ol' Russ?
I never really wanted to grow up....All I wanted was to be able to reach the cookie jar...and play with my DW 788

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Re: Ever tried 'internet dating'?
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2010, 09:56:43 am »
I'm Scared! They are all from my area

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Re: Ever tried 'internet dating'?
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2010, 10:47:00 am »
Hey Crusty...I kind of identify with the last one myself!
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Re: Ever tried 'internet dating'?
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2010, 01:40:02 pm »
And ya think that is so darn funny huh.-----Wait a minute----
On second thought I do have some relatives like that.
LOL
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Re: Ever tried 'internet dating'?
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2010, 01:56:26 pm »
Thats how I met my wife

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Re: Ever tried 'internet dating'?
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2010, 08:53:56 pm »
    Hey if that dude needs some 8 tracks, he needs to let me know. I have a brand new 8 track in the box. Never been used. And I think I can come up with some barely used 8 tracks. Dave 8)

 

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