Author Topic: Having a Bad Day?  (Read 1179 times)

Offline GrayBeard

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Having a Bad Day?
« on: June 03, 2010, 07:36:36 am »
Then you'll identify with this guy....

A  little guy is sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well,  whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly,  as the little guy bursts into tears.  

"Come  on, man," the biker says, " I
didn't think you'd  CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."  

"This  is the worst day of my life," says the little  guy.

 "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting,  and my Boss fired me. When I went to the parking  lot, I found my car stolen and I don't have any  insurance, I left my wallet in the cab I took  home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener  and then my own dog bit me.

"So  I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all ..

I  buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and I sit here watching the poison dissolve; then a wise #$%  like you shows up and drinks the whole darn thing!"
« Last Edit: June 04, 2010, 06:59:22 pm by Russ[C] »
I never really wanted to grow up....All I wanted was to be able to reach the cookie jar...and play with my DW 788

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Re: Having a Bad Day?
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2010, 12:41:08 pm »
lol alot

Offline dgman

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Re: Having a Bad Day?
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2010, 06:48:59 pm »
I thought it was going to be a personal specimen! :o
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Re: Having a Bad Day?
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2010, 07:10:58 pm »
Love it!!  That's just plain funny.

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