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Offline cdrover(Clyde)

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Humour
« on: May 01, 2012, 06:41:31 pm »
Adam blamed Eve.
 Eve blamed the snake
 and the snake didn't have a leg to stand on...
What are we here for but to help others. (Author unknown)
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Re: Humour
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2012, 06:56:36 pm »
doesn't hardly seem right, does it--Richard aka thumbs

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Re: Humour
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2012, 07:02:37 pm »
...and a cat named Kalamzoo   ;)
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Re: Humour
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2012, 08:02:53 pm »
What happened to the apple?
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Re: Humour
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2012, 08:33:38 pm »
The Worm et the apple!
I never really wanted to grow up....All I wanted was to be able to reach the cookie jar...and play with my DW 788

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Re: Humour
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2012, 11:11:40 pm »
And a bird ate the worm... the circle of life! :D

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Re: Humour
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2012, 06:24:46 am »
you all make me laugh!!  :D ;D

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Re: Humour
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2012, 08:45:21 am »
Just goes to prove you can start a conversation about anything here.   ::) ::)
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Re: Humour
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2012, 10:54:09 am »
I think that was sneaky snake & he was out stealing there Root Beer.
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Re: Humour
« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2012, 11:19:23 am »
No that was the A&W bear

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Re: Humour
« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2012, 04:02:53 pm »
The cat ate the bird, the bird ate the spider that wiggled and wiggled and tickle inside her. Oops wrong story, sorry.  ;)
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Re: Humour
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2012, 04:47:43 am »
The cat ate the bird, the bird ate the spider that wiggled and wiggled and tickle inside her. Oops wrong story, sorry.  ;)

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Re: Humour
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2012, 05:23:18 am »
Hi Gabby, if I remember correctly (at my age) sung originally by Burl Ives lol.
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Re: Humour
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2012, 07:40:34 pm »
How did it change from Adam and Eve to Burl Ives?
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Re: Humour
« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2012, 07:52:13 pm »
They go hand in hand don't they? :o ::)
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