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Offline wombatie

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Magic mirror
« on: January 09, 2012, 12:47:03 am »
An old lady goes to a market and buys a magic mirror.  When she gets it home she stands it up in her bedroom and looks at herself in it.  Her husband is watching her from outside the door.  Suddenly she says "Magic mirror on the floor make me the most beautiful of them all" Puff suddenly she is tall, blonde and extremely shapely.  When she walks away her husband goes up the mirror and says "Magic mirror on the floor make my willie touch the floor", and puff his legs fall off.

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Re: Magic mirror
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2012, 05:49:39 am »
Now that was funny lol
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Re: Magic mirror
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2012, 08:10:47 am »
Oh my, LMBO  :D  :D  :D
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Re: Magic mirror
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2012, 08:35:54 am »
Awww, poor woman, now she's beautiful and her hubby...well, he won't be able to keep up with her.

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Re: Magic mirror
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2012, 08:48:10 am »
He will be doing a lot more laying around from now on.  ::)  ::)  ::)
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Re: Magic mirror
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2012, 09:30:16 am »
LOL.... ;D! That's pretty darn funny!

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Re: Magic mirror
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2012, 09:58:55 am »
LOL


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Re: Magic mirror
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2012, 07:09:01 pm »
As far as I can see the poor man has not got a leg to stand on. Or possibly ONE.
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Re: Magic mirror
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2012, 02:27:35 pm »
At least she will know where he is, Right where she puts him.  :)

 

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