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An Amazing Guy
« on: January 21, 2011, 04:38:48 am »
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, ?Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.?

Passenger: ?Who??

Cabbie: ?Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.?

Passenger: ?There are always a few clouds over everybody.?

Cabbie: ?Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.?

Passenger: ?Sounds like he was something really special.?

Cabbie: ?There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, could do everything right.?

Passenger: ?Wow, some guy then.?

Cabbie: ?He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.?

Passenger: ?An amazing fellow. How did you meet him??

Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his wife.?


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Re: An Amazing Guy
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2011, 05:44:54 am »
LOL, great one Mike,
I can hear his wife nag.....  :D
Ohh... my frank this, ohh... my frank that.....  ;D
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Re: An Amazing Guy
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2011, 07:10:00 am »
Heh heh, good one!

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Re: An Amazing Guy
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2011, 08:14:57 am »
LOL  ::)  ::)  ::)
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Re: An Amazing Guy
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2011, 10:18:50 am »
NOW THAT IS FUNNY, I don't care who you are!!! :D :D :D :D :D

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Re: An Amazing Guy
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2011, 11:18:05 am »
OMG to funny.....

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Re: An Amazing Guy
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2011, 11:22:59 am »
That was toooooo cute !!!!!   ;D ;D ;D

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Re: An Amazing Guy
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2011, 12:14:49 pm »
That one almost got me to spit out my coffee! Laughed out loud and scared the cat...

Great one!

I definitely will pass that on!!!

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