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Dawie

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Ark and woodworms
« on: August 26, 2010, 04:40:47 pm »
Now that you have a woodworm in your mids I just feel it is right to show you why Noah's ark has never been found.
David(Woodworm)
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Re: Ark and woodworms
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2010, 06:12:45 pm »
That's cute, David.
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Offline Russ C

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Re: Ark and woodworms
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2010, 06:18:45 pm »
Maybe he should have had second thoughts about what creatures to bring on board.  ::)  ::)  ::)
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Re: Ark and woodworms
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2010, 06:19:04 pm »
HAhahaha!  Cute David. 
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Re: Ark and woodworms
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2010, 06:26:38 pm »
P.S. You wood have thought he wood have brought along extra wood !!!! LMAO     ::)  ::)  ::)
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Re: Ark and woodworms
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2010, 09:49:53 pm »
I want to know WHY he didn't SWAT those two Mosquitos!!!

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Re: Ark and woodworms
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2010, 03:47:52 am »
Maybe he was just to slow GB he was quite old when he build the ark to be exact just it looked up 600 years when the flood came. Bet those mosquito's where a lot younger. :P
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Re: Ark and woodworms
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2010, 06:30:33 am »
LOL  ;D

help me out here, 
woodworms, are they clean or unclean?
I mean, if they were clean there were 14 of them!!!

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Re: Ark and woodworms
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2010, 06:32:22 am »
You'll have to read the book of Leviticus on that one Marcel, read the book once but don't remember what's clean and unclean ???.
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Re: Ark and woodworms
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2010, 10:18:46 am »
I'll bet he had a few termites on board too!!!!

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Re: Ark and woodworms
« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2010, 07:58:12 pm »
Cloven hoof is unclean... so are shellfish.  I wish we didn't have ticks.  I hate those things.
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Re: Ark and woodworms
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2010, 08:29:30 am »
Now there is a funny thought. A wooden ark with termites. He would diffidently need extra wood for repairs. LOL  ::)
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Re: Ark and woodworms
« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2010, 05:21:58 am »
Noah shows us how much faith he had in God, taking woodworms and termites on a wooden boat 8)
someone rational wouldn't do that!


and perhaps they only ate the roof?....
.....and than after 40 days of rain the sun could get through ;D
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