A lady after being widowed for many years decided it was time she had a companion so she advertised in the local paper for the following.
"Wanted by an attractive mature female a male companion. The successful candidate must not hit, run and must be good in bed."
The first day she was disappointed as there ware no responses. On the second day her doorbell rang and when she open it to see who was there she found a gentleman in a wheelchair and he had no arms or legs.
She asks if he was there about the ad and he confirms that he is. She says that you have no arms to which he replies then I cannot hit you. You have no legs she questions to which he says then I cannot run away either. Finally she asks will you be good in bed. To which he replies ," I rang your door bell didn't I"
