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Offline slowcutter

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CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL
« on: March 24, 2012, 10:24:06 am »
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL


This would be an acceptable reason to laugh at a funeral...


A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life...

A huge heart.... covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I'm so sorry... I was just thinking of my own funeral...I'm a
Gynecologist!'

The priest fainted!

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Re: CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2012, 11:12:56 am »
Another good one slowcutter,  ;D ;D
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Re: CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2012, 12:22:47 pm »
Riiiiight!

Or he could have been a Proctologist!

Thanks for the laugh!

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Re: CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2012, 01:53:07 pm »
Quote from: GrayBeard on March 24, 2012, 12:22:47 pm
Riiiiight!

Or he could have been a Proctologist!

Thanks for the laugh!

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Or how about a urologist! ::)
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Re: CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2012, 02:03:23 pm »
 :D  :D  :D  Or how about an ENT.  ::)  ::)  ::)
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Re: CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2012, 03:41:06 pm »
good one LOL
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Re: CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL
« Reply #6 on: March 24, 2012, 04:15:21 pm »
loved it, just forwarded it on. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2012, 05:52:20 pm »
That's a good one. :) :) :D :D
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Re: CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2012, 09:27:23 am »
Hope Gabby doesn't see this.
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Re: CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2012, 01:26:51 am »
 :D :D :D :D Loved all versions.

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