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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: jerry1939 on September 13, 2014, 10:37:15 pm

Title: I'm Catholic, so I can tell this.
Post by: jerry1939 on September 13, 2014, 10:37:15 pm

I went into the Confessional Booth, after being away from the Church for quite some time.
Inside, I found a fully equipped bar, with Guinness on tap.
On one wall, there's a row of decanters with fine whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses.
On the other wall is a dazzling array of fine cigars and chocolates.

Then the Priest comes in.
I said to him, "Forgive me Father, for it's been a very long time since I've been to Confession, but I must first admit that the Confessional is much more inviting than it used to be."

He replied: "Get out, you moron, you're on my side."

Title: Re: I'm Catholic, so I can tell this.
Post by: tvman44 on September 14, 2014, 07:50:19 am

I love it. :)

Title: Re: I'm Catholic, so I can tell this.
Post by: Judy Hunter on September 14, 2014, 11:12:14 am

That made both me and the bird laugh ;D

Title: Re: I'm Catholic, so I can tell this.
Post by: wombatie on September 18, 2014, 01:27:21 am

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  Loved it.

Marg

Title: Re: I'm Catholic, so I can tell this.
Post by: GrayBeard on September 21, 2014, 09:57:49 am

Sounds like a Monsignor pastor that I know!

~~~GB~~~

Title: Re: I'm Catholic, so I can tell this.
Post by: Kragax on September 21, 2014, 10:14:05 am

I tought of something funny to say but.... somethings are better left unsaid. This is a good one ;D ;D ;D ;D