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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: cdrover(Clyde) on April 14, 2012, 03:13:01 pm

Title: Blind man
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on April 14, 2012, 03:13:01 pm

A young attractive lady had just taken possession of her new apartment. Although the landlord had some minor work to do she moved in and made herself at home. On this particular afternoon she decided the indulge herself with a long hot bubble bath and was just about to step into the tub when the doorbell rings. Not wanting to re-dress she calls out, "Who is there", to which she gets a response, "It is the blindman". Knowing that a blindman lives next door she goes to the door nude and opens it up thinking the blindman will not know the difference.  The man looks her up and down several times before saying, " Nice, now where are the new blinds going".

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Post by: Keefie on April 14, 2012, 03:15:17 pm

haha good one  ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Russ C on April 14, 2012, 05:24:42 pm

 :D   :D  :D  LMBO, First time I heard that one.  :D  :D  :D

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Post by: newfie on April 15, 2012, 08:20:21 pm

LOL haven't heard that one in a long, got to try and remember that one for our next Lions meeting.

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Post by: dgman on April 15, 2012, 08:34:03 pm

No corn there Clyde! Very funny! :D

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Post by: wombatie on April 16, 2012, 01:16:43 am

Very old one but still funny.  :D :D :D :D

Marg

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Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on April 17, 2012, 11:30:46 am

What is old is new and what is new is old, go figure.

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Post by: Marcellarius on April 17, 2012, 12:16:05 pm

LOL,

pity the joke only works in English ;)
can't translate it into dutch....