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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: cdrover(Clyde) on April 13, 2012, 03:47:05 pm

Title: Funeral
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on April 13, 2012, 03:47:05 pm

 While leaving the church at the funeral of his late wife 55 years the pallbearers accidently bumped the doorframe and there was a moan heard from inside the coffin. Upon opening the coffin, to their astonishment, they found the wife wide awake and wondering what was going on. The doctor was called and she was found to be in good health and was allowed to go home with her husband where she remained for 10 years later before she died again. This time, at the church, as the pallbearers were preparing to exit the church the husband piped up. " now be careful of that doorframe".

Title: Re: Funeral
Post by: Keefie on April 13, 2012, 04:25:20 pm

haha  Loved it - wonder if I can do that with the ex wife lol

Title: Re: Funeral
Post by: newfie on April 13, 2012, 04:59:08 pm

LOL good one Clyde

Title: Re: Funeral
Post by: Al W on April 13, 2012, 05:17:16 pm

Oldie but goodie.

Title: Re: Funeral
Post by: Russ C on April 13, 2012, 07:11:05 pm

Reminds me of the Grave Yard Shift. LOL   :o

Title: Re: Funeral
Post by: wombatie on April 16, 2012, 01:05:26 am

 :D :D :D

Marg