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Title: AFTER 40 YEARS OF MARRIAGE
Post by: MOONIE on April 07, 2012, 04:46:27 pm

After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said,
 "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a
10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.
 
Now ... I have a $900,000.00 home, a $65,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV,
 but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding
up your side of things."
 
My wife, being a very reasonable woman told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl
 and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car,
 sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
 
Aren't older women great?  They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.
 

Title: Re: AFTER 40 YEARS OF MARRIAGE
Post by: Russ C on April 07, 2012, 07:21:18 pm

Oh my, LOL. That one has been around the block a few times.  ::)  ::)  ::)

Title: Re: AFTER 40 YEARS OF MARRIAGE
Post by: Keefie on April 07, 2012, 07:28:31 pm

still a good one though lol

Title: Re: AFTER 40 YEARS OF MARRIAGE
Post by: wombatie on April 09, 2012, 02:19:19 am

An oldie but a goodie, just like us. :D :D :D

Marg

Title: Re: AFTER 40 YEARS OF MARRIAGE
Post by: Marcellarius on April 11, 2012, 03:49:53 am

LOL  :D ;D :D

Title: Re: AFTER 40 YEARS OF MARRIAGE
Post by: Al W on April 11, 2012, 08:53:06 am

Good for a chuckle.