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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on March 24, 2012, 02:24:48 pm

Title: The 're-made' man....
Post by: GrayBeard on March 24, 2012, 02:24:48 pm

A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled; "You Can Be The Man of Your House."

Finding new courage that he never knew he had, he stormed into the kitchen and announced to his wife:
"From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is the 'Law.' You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, bring it to me, and when I am done eating my meal, you will clear the dishes and serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will make love the way I want! Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will put on soothing music, wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. You will massage my feet and hands to relieve any last bit of tension so that I can sleep like a baby. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess, unless I decide to have you cremated." 
Title: Re: The 're-made' man....
Post by: newfie on March 24, 2012, 03:40:14 pm
LOL a oldie but still a good chuckle
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Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on March 24, 2012, 03:46:14 pm
Yuup, that was a good one ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Keefie on March 24, 2012, 04:10:11 pm
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D like it lol
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Post by: Rover2 on March 24, 2012, 05:54:49 pm
LOL  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: wombatie on March 26, 2012, 01:14:08 am
 :D :D :D She's my kind of women, we could be sisters.

Marg
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Post by: slowcutter on March 26, 2012, 11:12:37 am
My wife's saying is

You have to sleep some time.
Title: Re: The 're-made' man....
Post by: rob roy on March 26, 2012, 06:39:40 pm
Hi GrayBeard, my wife was a nurse in an old folks home so I'm making "no comment". Hope things are going well with the CI.
Rob Roy.