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Title: CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL
Post by: slowcutter on March 24, 2012, 10:24:06 am

CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL


This would be an acceptable reason to laugh at a funeral...


A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life...

A huge heart.... covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I'm so sorry... I was just thinking of my own funeral...I'm a
Gynecologist!'

The priest fainted!

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Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on March 24, 2012, 11:12:56 am

Another good one slowcutter,  ;D ;D

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Post by: GrayBeard on March 24, 2012, 12:22:47 pm

Riiiiight!

Or he could have been a Proctologist!

Thanks for the laugh!

~~~GB~~~

Title: Re: CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL
Post by: dgman on March 24, 2012, 01:53:07 pm

Quote from: GrayBeard on March 24, 2012, 12:22:47 pm

Riiiiight!

Or he could have been a Proctologist!

Thanks for the laugh!

~~~GB~~~

Or how about a urologist! ::)

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Post by: Russ C on March 24, 2012, 02:03:23 pm

 :D  :D  :D  Or how about an ENT.  ::)  ::)  ::)

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Post by: newfie on March 24, 2012, 03:41:06 pm

good one LOL

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Post by: Keefie on March 24, 2012, 04:15:21 pm

loved it, just forwarded it on. ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Rover2 on March 24, 2012, 05:52:20 pm

That's a good one. :) :) :D :D

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Post by: rob roy on March 25, 2012, 09:27:23 am

Hope Gabby doesn't see this.
Rob Roy.

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Post by: wombatie on March 26, 2012, 01:26:51 am

 :D :D :D :D Loved all versions.

Marg