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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: stipes on March 19, 2012, 05:03:35 pm

Title: Fairy tale for men.....
Post by: stipes on March 19, 2012, 05:03:35 pm

A Male Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"

The Princess said, "No!!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Bundy Rum and never heard complaning and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The End....

Title: Re: Fairy tale for men.....
Post by: dgman on March 19, 2012, 07:50:14 pm

Personal experience stipes? ::)

Title: Re: Fairy tale for men.....
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on March 20, 2012, 09:35:12 am

Now "THAT" is a Fairy tale if I ever heard one! ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Fairy tale for men.....
Post by: Marcellarius on March 20, 2012, 01:51:04 pm

lol

Title: Re: Fairy tale for men.....
Post by: Keefie on March 21, 2012, 08:43:55 am

That's no fairy tale - that's just how it should be!!!!  ;D ;D ;D (sorry ladies )