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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: stipes on March 19, 2012, 04:39:58 pm

Title: Another blonde joke for you all.
Post by: stipes on March 19, 2012, 04:39:58 pm

Blonde Pilot


A blonde is a passenger flying in a two-seater airplane with
the pilot who has just had a fatal heart attack.

She frantically picks up the microphone and radios,

"May Day! May Day ! Help me ! Help Me !

My pilot had a heart attack and is dead and I don't

know how to Fly. Help me ! Please help me !"


All of a sudden she hears a voice over the radio saying,

"This is the Tower, I have received your message and I

will talk you through it. I've had a lot of experience with

this kind of problem. Now, just Relax. Everything will

be fine !

Now give me your height and position."

"She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."


"O.K." says the voice from the tower. "Repeat after me:

Our Father, Who Art in Heaven . . ."

Title: Re: Another blonde joke for you all.
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on March 20, 2012, 09:40:55 am

Good one, Ya cannot beat the blond jokes.

Title: Re: Another blonde joke for you all.
Post by: Marcellarius on March 20, 2012, 01:49:20 pm

lol  ;D

Title: Re: Another blonde joke for you all.
Post by: boxmaker on March 20, 2012, 09:45:04 pm

Another good one.

Title: Re: Another blonde joke for you all.
Post by: wombatie on March 21, 2012, 01:53:55 am

 ::) :D :D :D :D

Marg