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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Crabbyboater on March 19, 2012, 01:47:58 pm

Title: The Drunk
Post by: Crabbyboater on March 19, 2012, 01:47:58 pm

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, bloodcurdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes later, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about.

"What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my b@lls!"

With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!!!

Title: Re: The Drunk
Post by: stipes on March 19, 2012, 04:33:23 pm

LOL!!!

Title: Re: The Drunk
Post by: GrayBeard on March 19, 2012, 06:14:53 pm

Now that got a laugh from this ol' guy!

~~~GB~~~

Title: Re: The Drunk
Post by: Rover2 on March 19, 2012, 08:08:58 pm

OOOch!!!!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: The Drunk
Post by: newfie on March 19, 2012, 08:38:08 pm

LOL

Title: Re: The Drunk
Post by: Marcellarius on March 20, 2012, 01:52:14 pm

..... ;D :D ;D

Title: Re: The Drunk
Post by: wombatie on March 21, 2012, 01:48:59 am

ROFLMBO.  :D :D :D :D LOVE IT

Marg