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Title: The fastest thing in the world!
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on March 18, 2012, 06:33:15 pm
One time four friends got into a discussion about what was the fastest thing in the world.
Friend one, " The fastest thing in the world is a "thought," it is instantaneous, it happens so fast you don't have time to think about it, it is just there in your head".

Friend two, " No,no, the fastest thing in the world is a "blink". It just happens and you don't even have to think of doing it.

Friend 3, "NO, NO, he shouts, the fastest thing in the world is electricity. You flip a switch and the light is on immediately, that is the fastest thing in the world!"

The fourth friend, who happened to be a Newfie said, " your all wrong. The fastest thing in the world is diarrhea.

All the other friends looked at each other and one said, "And how do you figure that diarreah is the fastest thing in the world."

Well, the Newfie said, The other night I awoke with a cramp in my stomach and before I could "think", "Blink", or "Flick on the light", I had it done in my pants.

Now you know, Have a good day everyone, ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The fastest thing in the world!
Post by: newfie on March 18, 2012, 07:54:43 pm
LOL good one Clyde
Title: Re: The fastest thing in the world!
Post by: Keefie on March 18, 2012, 08:01:35 pm
I like that one, it reminds me of the other question, What's the fastest game in the world ??   
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Title: Re: The fastest thing in the world!
Post by: Marcellarius on March 20, 2012, 01:54:14 pm
thats what I call a good joke!!! hahaha

BTW don't read this kind of jokes wile drinking coffee.....  ;D
Title: Re: The fastest thing in the world!
Post by: dgman on March 20, 2012, 03:02:42 pm
Well now, that's just "Krappy"! :o
Title: Re: The fastest thing in the world!
Post by: wombatie on March 21, 2012, 01:50:42 am
 :D :D :D :D

Marg