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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: cdrover(Clyde) on March 13, 2012, 07:07:44 pm

Title: Some pig
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on March 13, 2012, 07:07:44 pm

A man was visiting a friend he had not seen for a very long time. While there he noticed his friend had a pet pig with a wooden leg. During conversation he asked his friend about the pig. and the conversation goes like this.

Visitor, "What happened to your pig".

Friend says "This is a very special pig. You know last year as I was getting into my car that pig began running around the car making all kinds of noises  and squealing as loud a a pig can. I got out and checked it out and found my baby boy right behind the car. The pig saved his life."

Visitor, " But what happened to his leg?"

Friend, " Another time, in the middle of the night,  the pig began running around the house, squealing and grunting, he made so much noise that he got everyone up. Good thing too because the house was on fire. What a pig, he saved us all.

Visitor, "Well that is some pig for sure, but what happened to his leg."

Friend, " You know with a great a pig like, you wouldn't want to eat it all the one time"

Title: Re: Some pig
Post by: rob roy on March 13, 2012, 07:20:54 pm

Hi Cdrover. Great pig but it didn't save his bacon!!!.
Rob Roy.

Title: Re: Some pig
Post by: newfie on March 13, 2012, 08:07:22 pm

LOL  ;D

Title: Re: Some pig
Post by: wombatie on March 14, 2012, 02:02:08 am

 :D :D :D :D :D  That was a porker of a joke.   ::) ::)

Marg

Title: Re: Some pig
Post by: BilltheDiver on March 14, 2012, 11:05:44 am

They say you are what you eat, so maybe some of that intelligence will rub off.  Personally that's one reason I avoid vegetables.