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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on March 13, 2012, 03:21:53 pm
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SYLVIA:
Hi! Wanda.
WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
SYLVIA:
I froze to death.
WANDA: How horrible!
SYLVIA:
It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
SYLVIA:
So, what happened?
WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman
there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
SYLVIA: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer ---we'd both still be alive.
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ROFLMBO :D :D :D :D :D Good one.
Marg
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;D ;D ;D just forwarded it on lol
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OMG, GB, I am still laughing.
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LOL ;D