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Title: Dear Hackers, I will Pray for you
Post by: Russ C on March 06, 2012, 08:01:24 pm

I pray your tire blows out at 110.
I pray your steering wheel falls off coming around that bend.
I pray you pass out drunk with your best friend and wake up with
his a$$ in your face.
I pray your brakes go out running down a hill.
I pray a flowerpot falls from a window sill,
And knocks you in the head like I'd like to,
Oh and yes, something private on your body turns blue
I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls
I pray you're flying high in a jet when your engine stalls
I pray all your dreams never come true
And once again I pray something private on your body turns blue
Just know wherever you are, near or far, in your house or in your car,
wherever you are a$$hole
I pray for you.
 :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D

Title: Re: Dear Hackers, I will Pray for you
Post by: GrayBeard on March 06, 2012, 09:02:24 pm

That is Beautiful!

God Save us from Hackers!!!

The B@^%$^&s!!!!

~~~GB~~~

Title: Re: Dear Hackers, I will Pray for you
Post by: newfie on March 06, 2012, 09:11:50 pm

here,here, I'll drink to that

Title: Re: Dear Hackers, I will Pray for you
Post by: boxmaker on March 06, 2012, 10:08:47 pm

Amen to that Russ.

Title: Re: Dear Hackers, I will Pray for you
Post by: daliclimbs on March 06, 2012, 11:16:42 pm

Yea what a bunch of scum. I can't fathom being an a-hole for no other reason than just to be an a-hole. Makes no sense. Karma will rear it head at some point tho..

Title: Re: Dear Hackers, I will Pray for you
Post by: Keefie on March 07, 2012, 05:09:50 am

Russ, I agree 100%

Title: Re: Dear Hackers, I will Pray for you
Post by: rob roy on March 07, 2012, 08:08:28 am

Hi Russ,I'll sign up for that. What a shower of imbeciles.
Rob Roy.

Title: Re: Dear Hackers, I will Pray for you
Post by: Al W on March 07, 2012, 09:43:25 am

Yep.   ;)

Title: Re: Dear Hackers, I will Pray for you
Post by: Judy Hunter on March 07, 2012, 10:06:18 am

I believe Hackers should have there private parts HACKED off slowly. Now I assume there are female which should be treated equally by having their nether regions infested with the bionic fleas of a very old camel.

Title: Re: Dear Hackers, I will Pray for you
Post by: Keefie on March 07, 2012, 01:38:50 pm

Remind me NEVER to cross you Judy lol

Title: Re: Dear Hackers, I will Pray for you
Post by: thawkins57 on March 07, 2012, 01:45:12 pm

Sung to "I Hope You Dance"?  Lyrics fit nicely with the tune...

Title: Re: Dear Hackers, I will Pray for you
Post by: chelcass on March 07, 2012, 01:52:09 pm

Hell Hath No Fury like a pissed off Russ.................you are priceless. 

 I love it and I couldn't agree more!!

ChelCass

ps. ahhhhh Judy what can I say....................LOL

Title: Re: Dear Hackers, I will Pray for you
Post by: Rover2 on March 07, 2012, 03:11:51 pm

Nicely said Russ.  I agree.

Title: Re: Dear Hackers, I will Pray for you
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on March 07, 2012, 03:19:53 pm

Hackers, a quote I heard many years ago seems appropriate, it could be a prayer too. 
" May the flees of a thousand camels infest your armpits and the crabs of a thousand whores infest your ........... ( insert your own noun) .

Title: Re: Dear Hackers, I will Pray for you
Post by: stipes on March 08, 2012, 12:58:30 pm

It's always sad when you have a good thing going and some punks wanna mess things up for someone that does good for others. I hated to hear this happen... Oh.. They better pray Judy dont catch em....OMG LOL!!

Title: Re: Dear Hackers, I will Pray for you
Post by: Gabby on March 12, 2012, 03:47:01 am

Quote from: Russ C on March 06, 2012, 08:01:24 pm

I pray your tire blows out at 110.
I pray your steering wheel falls off coming around that bend.
I pray you pass out drunk with your best friend and wake up with
his a$$ in your face.
I pray your brakes go out running down a hill.
I pray a flowerpot falls from a window sill,
And knocks you in the head like I'd like to,
Oh and yes, something private on your body turns blue
I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls
I pray you're flying high in a jet when your engine stalls
I pray all your dreams never come true
And once again I pray something private on your body turns blue
Just know wherever you are, near or far, in your house or in your car,
wherever you are a$$hole
I pray for you.
 :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D

OK so how do I report this to the Moderator? Especially since the guilty party is the Moderator and everyone agrees with him????
Ah forget about it.
Cool prayer RUSS!  ;D ;D
Gabby

Title: Re: Dear Hackers, I will Pray for you
Post by: Keefie on March 12, 2012, 04:02:49 am

Welcome back Gabby, How you feeling now? still improving I hope.

Keith.

Title: Re: Dear Hackers, I will Pray for you
Post by: Gabby on March 15, 2012, 01:01:31 am

Keith
Best I can say is some days I'm the bug some days I'm the windshield.
Gabby