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Title: Grandma's Boyfriend!!!!!!!
Post by: GrayBeard on February 16, 2012, 09:56:27 pm

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?'

Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long.
The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh ... I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.'

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister.

The minister said, 'Hello son, is your Grandma home?'

The little boy replied,
'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend.'

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Post by: campasano on February 16, 2012, 10:31:31 pm

GB, that is a real side buster. I laughed so hard my sides hurt. You the man, Thanks for the humor.

Mike

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Post by: TripleB on February 16, 2012, 11:14:43 pm

LOL!!! That was cute!

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Post by: wombatie on February 17, 2012, 12:46:31 am

LOL  :D :D :D :D

Marg

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Post by: Marcellarius on February 17, 2012, 03:10:36 am

LOL  ;D :D ;D

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Post by: Russ C on February 17, 2012, 07:16:09 am

 :D  :D  :D  ROFLMBO  :o  :o  :o

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Post by: Keefie on February 17, 2012, 09:29:07 am

 ;D ;D ;D ;D my sides hurt too lol

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Post by: Joleet on February 17, 2012, 10:10:51 am

Gotta keep on your toes with kids around...Great Joke JB

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Post by: newfie on February 17, 2012, 10:26:51 am

LOL

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Post by: slowcutter on February 17, 2012, 11:23:08 am

My chin hurts,hit it on the keyboard when I slid out of my chair.

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Post by: Judy Hunter on February 17, 2012, 12:10:55 pm

That one made me SNORT!!! Thanks I feel better now.  ;D

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Post by: Al W on February 17, 2012, 06:22:08 pm

Good for a chuckle or two.  Thanks