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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Keefie on February 09, 2012, 06:24:07 pm

Title: NEW DRINKING WARNING
Post by: Keefie on February 09, 2012, 06:24:07 pm

Just released: Vodka and Ice will ruin your kidneys, Rum and ice will ruin your liver: Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart: Gin and ice will ruin your brain: Pepsi and ice will ruin your teeth.... there you have it! ICE is lethal. Warn all your friends: Lay off the ice, just drink it straight!! Forward this immediately. You could save a life!!! And Don't forget what it did to the Titanic!!!

Title: Re: NEW DRINKING WARNING
Post by: tvman44 on February 09, 2012, 06:42:14 pm

Say good by to my heart, right now I have a cup of Jack Daniels and ice next to my computer, it has been a hard day changing out the door of my workshop.

Title: Re: NEW DRINKING WARNING
Post by: Marcellarius on February 10, 2012, 03:15:30 am

I'll remember that next time I get a drink.

Title: Re: NEW DRINKING WARNING
Post by: BilltheDiver on February 10, 2012, 10:01:28 am

Keefie,  I will add that to my vault of knowledge of drinking facts such as:  "An Irishman is never drunk so long as he can hold onto a single blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth."  (My last name is Murphy by the way)

Title: Re: NEW DRINKING WARNING
Post by: alien11 on February 10, 2012, 10:22:12 am

I never understood why anyone would want to ruin a 15 year old single malt with 5 minute old ice cubes.