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Title: confession
Post by: Judy Hunter on February 09, 2012, 05:36:56 pm

CONFESSIONAL BOX

A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church.He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments.

He hears a priest come in:"Father, forgive me for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be".

The priest replies,

"Get out, you idiot. You're on my side".

Title: Re: confession
Post by: daliclimbs on February 09, 2012, 06:04:52 pm

LOL! That's a good one!

Title: Re: confession
Post by: Keefie on February 09, 2012, 06:18:27 pm

I just forwarded that to all in my email address book lol

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Post by: dgman on February 09, 2012, 11:02:19 pm

 ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: wombatie on February 10, 2012, 12:40:42 am

 :D :D :D :D

Marg

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Post by: Marcellarius on February 10, 2012, 03:10:28 am

LOL

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Post by: Russ C on February 10, 2012, 08:20:56 am

LMBO    :D  ::)  ::)  ::)

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Post by: campasano on February 10, 2012, 10:45:40 am

That is really funny, I must e-mail that to a couple of my friends.

Title: Re: confession
Post by: dirts on February 10, 2012, 12:11:48 pm

No she didn't say pictures of choir boys she said buxom ladies. Now will you pay attention to what your reading.