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Title: Shave and hair cut, Watch your drink!
Post by: Gabby on January 24, 2012, 10:20:20 pm

> SHAVE &
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>   HAIRCUT!
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> An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and
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>   a haircut, but he tells the old barber he can't get all his whiskers
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>   off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
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> The barber gets a
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>   little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it
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>   inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
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> When he's finished,
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>   the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in
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>   years.
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> But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had
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>   swallowed that little ball.
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> The old barber replied:"Just bring
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>   it back tomorrow like everyone else does".

Title: Re: Shave and hair cut, Watch your drink!
Post by: jason03151980 on January 24, 2012, 10:57:20 pm

hahaha thats a good one lol  :D :D

Title: Re: Shave and hair cut, Watch your drink!
Post by: wombatie on January 25, 2012, 12:31:55 am

 :o :o :o Oh Gabby, I am so glad you warned me to. ROFLMBO :D :D :D

Marg

Title: Re: Shave and hair cut, Watch your drink!
Post by: J,Hamilton on January 25, 2012, 06:55:07 am

I'm cutting my own hair from now on.

Title: Re: Shave and hair cut, Watch your drink!
Post by: Intarsia92 on January 25, 2012, 08:15:29 am

That was a great one. Still laughing!!!

Title: Re: Shave and hair cut, Watch your drink!
Post by: Russ C on January 25, 2012, 08:33:35 am

LMBO  :o  :o  :o

Title: Re: Shave and hair cut, Watch your drink!
Post by: Marcellarius on January 25, 2012, 12:39:31 pm

ohh... Yeah.... LOL

bet he uses lemon oil to refresh?