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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: BigPete on January 14, 2012, 11:42:42 am
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Student who obtained 0% on a Exam
I would have given him 100%
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die ?
A. His last battle !
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed ?
A. At the bottom of the page !
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state ?
A. Liquid !
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce ?
A. Marriage !
Q5. What is the main reason for failure ?
A. Exams !
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A. Lunch or Dinner !
Q7. What looks like half an apple ?
A. The other half !
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become ?
A. Wet !
Q9. How can you lift an Elephant with one hand ?
A. Elephant's don't have hands !
Q10. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it ?
A. Any way you want , concrete floors are hard to crack !
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Every answer is absolutely correct!
100% grade from me too!
~~~GB~~~
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LOL this is great ;)
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LMBO :D :D :D
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Those answers sound logical to me! ::)
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The difference between book smarts, and common sense. Our society has forgotten the difference sadly..
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Hi Daliclimbs, have you noticed that common sense is NOT very COMMON!!.
Rob Roy.
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Hi Daliclimbs, have you noticed that common sense is NOT very COMMON!!.
Rob Roy.
Yes sir! Its sad but true!
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Seemed just fine to me. He should have us make his paper.
Marg
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nice one