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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on December 20, 2011, 02:51:58 pm

Title: If my BODY was an auto....From MAXINE!
Post by: GrayBeard on December 20, 2011, 02:51:58 pm

From MAXINE!!!


If my  body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in  for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and  my paint job is getting a little dull .....
But  that's not the worst of it.
My  headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up  close
My  traction is not as graceful as it once was.. I slip and slide and skid and  bump into things even in the best of weather..
My  whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It  takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns  inefficiently.
But  here's the worst of it --

Almost  every time I sneeze, cough or sputter, either my radiator leaks or my  exhaust  backfires!

Title: Re: If my BODY was an auto....From MAXINE!
Post by: Keefie on December 20, 2011, 03:24:06 pm

I did enjoy that one  ;D ;D

Title: Re: If my BODY was an auto....From MAXINE!
Post by: rob roy on December 20, 2011, 07:41:09 pm

Hi GrayBeard, try a new Muffler, or even a pressure cap.Best Wishes.
Rob Roy.

Title: Re: If my BODY was an auto....From MAXINE!
Post by: Russ C on December 20, 2011, 07:42:39 pm

LMBO  ;D  ;D  ;D

Title: Re: If my BODY was an auto....From MAXINE!
Post by: wombatie on December 21, 2011, 12:56:46 am

Definitely LMBO.  :D :D :D

Marg

Title: Re: If my BODY was an auto....From MAXINE!
Post by: malc on December 21, 2011, 11:23:01 am

When my sixty something wife had a bone density scan recently she was told she had the bone structure of someone in their thirties. I said that's great! Pity the engines shot and the body panels need replacing!.........The doctor says my ribs should heal given time! :)
Malc