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Title: The Lie Detector Robot
Post by: ChuckD on December 17, 2011, 12:51:26 pm

A dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it at dinner.
"Son, where were you today?"
The son says "at school Dad."
Robot slaps the son!
"Ok, I watched a dvd at my friends house!" the son says.
"What dvd?" asks the father.
"Toy story." Robot slaps the son again!
"Ok, it was a porno" cries the son.
"What!? When I was your age I didn't know what porn was" says the dad.
Robot slaps the dad!
Mom laughs: "HaHaHa! He's certainly your son."
Robot slaps the mom!
Awkward Silence

Title: Re: The Lie Detector Robot
Post by: Russ C on December 17, 2011, 01:01:03 pm

 :o  :o  :o ROFLMBO  :o  :o  :o

The best one I have heard in a while.  ;D

Title: Re: The Lie Detector Robot
Post by: GrayBeard on December 17, 2011, 01:14:54 pm

DAMN!!!!!

Now I have to clean the monitor AGAIN!!!!!

That one GOT me!!!!

~~~GB~~~

Title: Re: The Lie Detector Robot
Post by: Keefie on December 17, 2011, 01:39:14 pm

absolutely brilliant lol

Title: Re: The Lie Detector Robot
Post by: newfie on December 17, 2011, 03:11:56 pm

ROFLMAO

Title: Re: The Lie Detector Robot
Post by: daliclimbs on December 17, 2011, 03:36:04 pm

LOL. I laughed my butt off on this one! Thanks for sharing!

Title: Re: The Lie Detector Robot
Post by: dgman on December 17, 2011, 04:15:19 pm

And that's when the fight started!

Title: Re: The Lie Detector Robot
Post by: Marcellarius on December 19, 2011, 12:01:07 pm

great one!! HAHAHA.
 does he get a refund?