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Title: Acts 2:38
Post by: ChuckD on December 15, 2011, 09:55:09 pm

Does He not work in strange and mysterious ways ??

Acts 2:38

A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services, when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!' (Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ, so that your sins may be forgiven).

The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar... 'Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you.'

'Scripture?' replied the burglar. 'She said she had an Ax and Two 38s!'

Send this to someone who needs a laugh today and remember: Knowing scripture can save your life... In more ways than one!

Don't forget to use this if you find an intruder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Title: Re: Acts 2:38
Post by: GrayBeard on December 15, 2011, 10:05:44 pm

That did give me a sincere chuckle!

Thanks.......

~~~GB~~~

Title: Re: Acts 2:38
Post by: Gabby on December 15, 2011, 10:31:22 pm

I wonder if that works as well as,

shhhuuuunk  shhuunkk?

For those who don't know, that's the sound a pump shotgun makes when you chamber a shell!

If I hear it, I'm gone and I'm not even a burglar!
Gabby

Title: Re: Acts 2:38
Post by: daliclimbs on December 15, 2011, 11:22:51 pm

Lol! Thanks for the laugh!

Title: Re: Acts 2:38
Post by: Russ C on December 16, 2011, 05:33:42 am

LMBO  :D  :D  :D

Title: Re: Acts 2:38
Post by: Marcellarius on December 17, 2011, 03:59:01 am

LOL