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Title: The Snow Plow!
Post by: GrayBeard on December 13, 2011, 12:34:11 pm
One winter morning at breakfast a couple was listening to the radio. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." The wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10-12 inches of snow today, you will need to move your car to the odd-numbered side of the street so the snowplow can get through." So the wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week, while they were eating breakfast, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 12-14 inches of snow today and you must park..." Then the power went off! The wife was very upset. With a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street am I supposed to park on?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, her husband said, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time." --

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Post by: Keefie on December 13, 2011, 01:35:05 pm
I needed a laugh and that provided it .... thank you
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Post by: Russ C on December 13, 2011, 01:43:52 pm
LMBO  ::)  ::)  ::)
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Post by: mrsn on December 13, 2011, 07:35:09 pm
lol....  very funny!
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Post by: GrayBeard on December 13, 2011, 07:55:44 pm
You think so because YOU are not blonde, Katie!

~~~GB~~~
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Post by: mrsn on December 13, 2011, 09:32:49 pm
True. My college roommate was totally blonde, and I can so see her doing that.
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Post by: daliclimbs on December 14, 2011, 12:21:23 am
LOL.. thanks for the chuckle! :D
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Post by: wombatie on December 14, 2011, 12:41:18 am
 :D :D :D :D

Marg
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Post by: Marcellarius on December 14, 2011, 04:46:06 am
oh yeah!! LOL
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Post by: Joleet on December 14, 2011, 10:01:10 am
Love it!!!
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Post by: chelcass on December 14, 2011, 02:13:24 pm
Yep my ex sister in law..............talk about a dumb blonde. 
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Post by: Gabby on December 15, 2011, 10:48:15 pm
True. My college roommate was totally blonde, and I can so see her doing that.

That's actually funnier than the joke!