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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on October 13, 2011, 05:31:57 pm

Title: 5 rules for men to have a happy life!
Post by: GrayBeard on October 13, 2011, 05:31:57 pm
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home,
cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you
laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust,
and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed,
and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women
do not know each other.
Title: Re: 5 rules for men to have a happy life!
Post by: golfman on October 13, 2011, 05:39:26 pm
I like those rules LOL
Title: Re: 5 rules for men to have a happy life!
Post by: cherie on October 13, 2011, 08:53:40 pm
I see a couple of guys need to be slapped around here.  LOL
Title: Re: 5 rules for men to have a happy life!
Post by: Judy Hunter on October 13, 2011, 09:17:27 pm
Hey GB :D
 Can you handle  4 women, keeping track them could be a problem. HA!
Title: Re: 5 rules for men to have a happy life!
Post by: Bill P on October 13, 2011, 09:35:34 pm
I'll bet at least one of them would want the remote.

Bill
Title: Re: 5 rules for men to have a happy life!
Post by: dgman on October 13, 2011, 09:40:46 pm
I'm staying out of this one! ::)
Title: Re: 5 rules for men to have a happy life!
Post by: wombatie on October 14, 2011, 01:28:06 am
No man can keep track of anything Judy they are forever losing things, so they would start off with 4 and in no time they will be wondering where they had left them.  LOL

Marg
Title: Re: 5 rules for men to have a happy life!
Post by: Marcellarius on October 14, 2011, 03:24:18 am
funny,  :D ;D :D

but I don't need number 5.....  8)

found an other way to skip that problem and still have a happy life

found all that qualities in one woman and married her 24 years ago!!!  ;)
Title: Re: 5 rules for men to have a happy life!
Post by: alien11 on October 14, 2011, 10:18:16 am
funny,  :D ;D :D

but I don't need number 5.....  8)

found an other way to skip that problem and still have a happy life

found all that qualities in one woman and married her 24 years ago!!!  ;)


Marcellarius:

You are indeed a VERY lucky man.


or

Your wife reads this forum  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: 5 rules for men to have a happy life!
Post by: cherie on October 14, 2011, 10:26:30 am
Marcellus is playing it safe.  "good boy Marcel"  LOL
Title: Re: 5 rules for men to have a happy life!
Post by: Marcellarius on October 14, 2011, 11:05:24 am
Marcellus is playing it safe.  "good boy Marcel"  LOL


she doesn't read the forum, so no safe playing here.
just 24 years well trained..... 8) hahaha
Title: Re: 5 rules for men to have a happy life!
Post by: mrsn on October 14, 2011, 03:23:27 pm
Marcel, Can she give me any tips on getting a man trained so well?
Title: Re: 5 rules for men to have a happy life!
Post by: Marcellarius on October 15, 2011, 08:57:32 am
Marcel, Can she give me any tips on getting a man trained so well?
Marcel, Can she give me any tips on getting a man trained so well?

just do the first 4 rules and he will be as putty/clay in your hands....   
Title: Re: 5 rules for men to have a happy life!
Post by: Gabby on October 16, 2011, 11:57:20 pm
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home,
cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you
laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust,
and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed,
and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women
do not know each other.

It also helps if they all share the same name and initials and wear the same clothes.  LOL

23 years and well trained too. I won't tell you how many went before I found a good trainer though! ;D
Gabby