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Title: Australian Court case. Funny yes. True who knows?
Post by: Gabby on October 11, 2011, 08:00:34 pm

 





ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 ---
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. 
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. 
The man seemed more amused. 
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,
she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.


 


The case came up in court.

 
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.
 
The man replied,
'Well your Honor, it was like this:
when the lady got on the bus,
I couldn't help but notice her condition. 
She sat down under a sign that said,
'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.   
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
' Logan 's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.
  But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time
and sat under a sign that said,
'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!'

Too good not to share,  ;D ;D ;D
Gabby
... I just lost it.'

 
'CASE DISMISSED!!'

 
 
 

Title: Re: Australian Court case. Funny yes. True who knows?
Post by: wombatie on October 11, 2011, 11:12:14 pm

Only in Australia.  :D :D :D LOL :D :D :D

Marg

Title: Re: Australian Court case. Funny yes. True who knows?
Post by: Russ C on October 12, 2011, 03:34:29 am

 ::)  ::)  ::) LMBO  :D  :D  :D

Title: Re: Australian Court case. Funny yes. True who knows?
Post by: slowcutter on October 12, 2011, 11:37:33 am

Pays to read the sign before you park

Title: Re: Australian Court case. Funny yes. True who knows?
Post by: Oges on October 12, 2011, 05:46:29 pm

Funny? Yes .. True? No
Seen this passed around a bit, always gets customised for the particular country .. still funny though  ;D

Title: Re: Australian Court case. Funny yes. True who knows?
Post by: jimbo on October 12, 2011, 09:28:29 pm

It's been around for a while but is still good for a laugh
Jimbo

Title: Re: Australian Court case. Funny yes. True who knows?
Post by: Gabby on October 17, 2011, 03:13:52 am

That's why I put that in the subject line.
It's funny true or not.  ;D
Gabby

Title: Re: Australian Court case. Funny yes. True who knows?
Post by: Dawie on October 17, 2011, 05:17:22 pm

It stays funny even if you know it. Thanks Gabby.
David