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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on October 09, 2011, 01:03:49 am

Title: Menopause Jewelry....
Post by: GrayBeard on October 09, 2011, 01:03:49 am

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green and when I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big
red mark on his forehead!

\Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond!

Title: Re: Menopause Jewelry....
Post by: Gabby on October 09, 2011, 01:06:56 am

OH I am so happy my wife doesn't go in for jewelery!
Gabby

Title: Re: Menopause Jewelry....
Post by: thumbs on October 09, 2011, 07:38:41 am

I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday--she told me a new pistol(she says mine is too big). should I be worried??????????????  Richard aka thumbs ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

Title: Re: Menopause Jewelry....
Post by: Russ C on October 09, 2011, 07:54:39 am

LMBO, thank goodness I didn't buy my wife a mood ring.  :o  :o  :o

Title: Re: Menopause Jewelry....
Post by: wombatie on October 10, 2011, 01:17:21 am

My husband would like one that tells him when it would be a good time to speak.  LOL

Marg

Title: Re: Menopause Jewelry....
Post by: Marcellarius on October 10, 2011, 06:42:00 am

that's why i don't buy her jewelry....  8) ::)

Title: Re: Menopause Jewelry....
Post by: BilltheDiver on October 10, 2011, 11:29:08 pm

I surprised GB.  I didn't know you had a husband.

Title: Re: Menopause Jewelry....
Post by: Gabby on October 11, 2011, 08:22:28 pm

You got him Bill, left himself wide open for that!
LMBO
Gabby